Top 10 Things We’d Like to Hear DAD’S Say.
10 Could you turn your music up LOUDER so I can enjoy it, too?
9 Curfew is just a general time to shoot for. I’m not running a PRISON.
8 I don’t mind air-conditioning the whole neighborhood! Leave the door OPEN!
7 Holding this REMOTE is such a burden. Somebody else take it for awhile.
6 Look’s like we’re lost. I’d better ASK for directions.
5 Make all the RACKET you want. I can sleep through anything.
4 My tools are YOUR tools. Help yourself.
3 Your taste in clothes is quite REMARKABLE.
2. While I’m gone please feel free to invite all your FRIENDS over.
1. Your chores can wait. Go have FUN.
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY