Just in case you forgot, there’s only one more “shopping” day before Valentine’s. So to help, let me share with you a few suggestions someone once shared with me. Hope it’s not too late!
Top Ten Things NOT to give her for Valentines Day:
9. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged to hide the fact that you already sampled a few.
8. Flowers from a hospital gift shop.
7. Anything you ever gave another woman, including your mother.
6. Any clothing item with the words "slim-down" on the label.
5. Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder side of Sears.
4. A gift certificate to a gym.
2. Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way home.
1. An apologetic look and the words "That was today?”